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biologytextbook:

if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity

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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

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christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

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reports-of-lovers-tryst:

Now available for sale again here !

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latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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