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http://oh-w0w-but-fuckyou.tumblr.com/post/96074536264/thepacificrimjob-vanillastopbath

thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s…

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emmajjjayne:

whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

feel like I should sing to boo bc she’s got an upset tummy???

(Source: nofuturept3)

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omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.

Do you know who else loved thin mints.

Jesus.”

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surprisebitch:

im pretty certain due to the extremely conservative nature of Mormons, they dont condone this message

(Source: best-of-memes)

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kazzykay:

hipstergrind:

bendapoapsis:

oh no…

nothing was the same

"I got my eye on you"

(Source: ayesiwmae)